Sheltering Suburban Mom

This is your Christmas present And your birthday present

This is your Christmas present And your birthday present  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're moving too fast by moving in with your girlfriend" Married my father after only knowing each other for 4 months

That's different it's for charity.

That's different   it's for charity.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

joins reddit leaves reddit

joins reddit leaves reddit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you a technology addict watces 5 hours of TV every night

Calls you a technology addict watces 5 hours of TV every night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let anyone say "dick" around kid "Fuck" is okay, though.

Won't let anyone say

humiliates you for doing poorly on a homeork assignment that she herself could never have done at all

humiliates you for doing poorly on a homeork assignment that she herself could never have done at all  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes you fell guilty about living at home and being unemployed And looking for a job to move away and leave her, at the same time.

Makes you fell guilty about living at home and being unemployed And looking for a job to move away and leave her,
at the same time.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I read it in a magazine" -cosmo/people/fox

Says I'm your mom not your friend Constantly trying to friend you on facebook

Says I'm your mom not your friend Constantly trying to friend you on facebook  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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