Sheltering Suburban Mom

Video games will rot your brain Goes and watches Big Brother

Video games will rot your brain  Goes and watches Big Brother  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells "keep your eye's on the road!" at teenager. Can't drive without iphone attached to ear.

Yells

Sees you text a friend, "Hello". "The news told me that hello is Internet slang for 'Die, you pig, die'."

Sees you text a friend,

Threatens to disconnect the internet unplugs printer fffffffffff

Threatens to disconnect the internet unplugs  printer        fffffffffff  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls Mexicans lazy Then hires a mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of her pool boy son!

Calls Mexicans lazy Then hires a mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of her pool boy son!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you have the car doesn't want you walking in the street at night

Won't let you have the car doesn't want you walking in the street at night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

listens to rap music but lowers the volume at intersections

listens to rap music but lowers the volume at intersections  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Attends pro-life marches Has had 3 abortions

Attends pro-life marches Has had 3 abortions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

supports war in iraq won't let son join army

supports war in iraq won't let son join army  Sheltering Suburban Mom

In soviet russia Pokemon gotta catch you all

In soviet russia Pokemon gotta catch you all  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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