Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes to a coffee shop that isn't Starbucks complains about the menu and tries to use drink terms from Starbucks

Goes to a coffee shop that isn't Starbucks complains about the menu and tries to use drink terms from Starbucks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hard-core Catholic Still smart enough to send daughter to religiously open catholic school

Hard-core Catholic Still smart enough to send daughter to religiously open catholic school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Carly Phillips Doesn't want us in her happy place

Carly Phillips Doesn't want us in her happy place  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Stop drinking so much soft drink, it's bad for you" Downs a bottle of wine on her own.

Grounded for lying about your homework lies about her age and weight

Grounded for lying about your homework lies about her age and weight   Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't matter who's runnin' Vote against Obama

doesn't matter who's runnin' Vote against Obama  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about your secondhand smoke Tans weekly

Complains about your secondhand smoke Tans weekly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Argues in comment sections on the internet Nary a Peep in public

Argues in comment sections on the internet Nary a Peep in public  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I took a Vacation On Aruba And Lost My Virginity :P

I took a Vacation On Aruba And Lost My Virginity  :P  Sheltering Suburban Mom

my top text is never centered because I'm slightly right-leaning

my top text is never centered because I'm slightly right-leaning  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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