Sheltering Suburban Mom

Go out and achieve your dreams! As long as you stay in the yard and don't cross the street.

Go out and achieve your dreams! As long as you stay in the yard and don't cross the street.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

you kids want to ride your skateboards down the waterslide? promise you'll wear bathing caps

you kids want to ride your skateboards down the waterslide? promise you'll wear bathing caps  Sheltering Suburban Mom

go to law school you can be anything you want to be because you're my special girl

go to law school you can be anything you want to be because you're my special girl  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds one joint in teens room 6 weeks of rehab!

Finds one joint in teens room 6 weeks of rehab!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

your 2002 flip phone finally bit the dust, ask for new phone "no, you can have your brothers old phone" continues to play scrabble on brand new iPhone

your 2002 flip phone finally bit the dust, ask for new phone

Restore old laptop to usefulness by installing Ubuntu "My son is a hacker!"

Restore old laptop to usefulness by installing Ubuntu

Stops giving kids allowance SO she can afford Botox injections

Stops giving kids allowance SO she can afford Botox injections  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds jacket at store marked down to $24.99 from $249.99 buys $250 worth

finds jacket at store marked down to $24.99 from $249.99 buys $250 worth  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says teenagers are bad drivers Has totaled 5 cars

Says teenagers are bad drivers Has totaled 5 cars  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Why not? because i said so.

Why not?   because i said so.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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