Sheltering Suburban Mom

Homeschools Wonders why kids never want to spend quality time with her.

Homeschools Wonders why kids never want to spend quality time with her.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

we never had ipods when we were kids Mom, your life is over now.

we never had ipods when we were kids Mom, your life is over now.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

hears you talk about twitter with friends thinks "hash-tag" is a strain of marijuana

hears you talk about twitter with friends thinks

Proudly votes "no" on Issue 2. Votes against fire levy. Caption 3 goes here

Proudly votes

brooks fought with kids named "Christian" anti-Christ

brooks fought with kids named

Lol Excuses...

Lol Excuses...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says weed is bad smokes ciggaretes

says weed is bad smokes ciggaretes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says dinner is ready dinner is really ready 30 minutes later

Says dinner is ready dinner is really ready 30 minutes later  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lectures you about your boyfriend being too old for you has 2 kids by a man with the same age difference

lectures you  about your boyfriend being too old for you has 2 kids by a man with the same age difference  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Safe sex is important" Laughs when you tell her that your university offers free condoms

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