Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives daughter her initials Reads all her mail

Gives daughter her initials Reads all her mail  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Claims to be exhausted, you have to clean the kitchen Stayed home all day, watching Dr. Phil!

Claims to be exhausted, you have to clean the kitchen Stayed home all day, watching Dr. Phil!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forbids daughter dating a 22 year old Is dating a 23 year old

Forbids daughter dating a 22 year old Is dating a 23 year old  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Devout Catholic Puts daughter on the pill to control acne and cramping

Devout Catholic Puts daughter on the pill to control acne and cramping  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mom is a complete asshole Must be because of her religion

Mom is a complete asshole Must be because of her religion  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"What people forget is they have freedom if choice!" "I know right! Praise God! Amen!"

"You're so lazy. why don't you go for a walk?" Drives to the park

Yells at you for leaving a lamp on for 10 minutes Leaves a room full of lights on for the whole day.

Yells at you for leaving a lamp on for 10 minutes  Leaves a room full of lights on for the whole day.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

realizes how overrated Toddlers and tiaras is Starts wathing Honey Boo-Boo

realizes how overrated Toddlers and tiaras is Starts wathing Honey Boo-Boo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you play violent video games Lets you watch the 6pm news

Won't let you play violent video games Lets you watch the 6pm news  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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