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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drags kids into Victoria's Secret Pedophiles are lurking between here and F.Y.E.

Drags kids into Victoria's Secret Pedophiles are lurking between here and F.Y.E. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Calls you a heathen for not going to church. Immediately watches football when she gets home.

Calls you a heathen for not going to church. Immediately watches football when she gets home. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Threatens to disown y8ou after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college

Threatens to disown y8ou after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells kids that its bad to lie Married a corporate lawyer

Tells kids that its bad to lie Married a corporate lawyer Sheltering Suburban Mom
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insists that daughter be in by midnight comes home wasted at 4 am several times weekly

insists that daughter be in by midnight comes home wasted at 4 am several times weekly Sheltering Suburban Mom
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lectures kids on the dangers of drugs and sex was the high school whore

lectures kids on the dangers of drugs and sex was the high school whore Sheltering Suburban Mom
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I'm sick of how the homeless are treated in America Someone should do a sheltering suburban mom about that

I'm sick of how the homeless are treated in America Someone should do a sheltering suburban mom about that Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"Practice safe sex!" Finds condoms in your room, grounds you for a month.
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COMPLAINS ABOUT YOU STARING AT HER BOOBS doesnt wear a bra

COMPLAINS ABOUT YOU STARING AT HER BOOBS doesnt wear a bra Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Yells at you for talking about video games all the time Spends every waking minute complaining about her job

Yells at you for talking about video games all the time Spends every waking minute complaining about her job Sheltering Suburban Mom
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