Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches Dr.Oz Thinks you have every illness

Watches Dr.Oz Thinks you have every illness  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Group of kids called the "Family"? Gangbangers

Group of kids called the

Catches son masturbating Gives 45 minute long, incredibly awkward anti-masturbation speech, then retires to a quiet night with a glass of wine and Big Boss Vibrator

Catches son masturbating Gives 45 minute long, incredibly awkward anti-masturbation speech, then retires to a quiet night with a glass of wine and  Big Boss Vibrator  Sheltering Suburban Mom

See's your new Mexican friend Thinks you joined a gang

See's your new Mexican friend Thinks you joined a gang   Sheltering Suburban Mom

demands that son destroys pokemon cartridge no talk of evolution in this house

demands that son destroys pokemon cartridge no talk of evolution in this house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees occupy wall street blames greenday

Sees occupy wall street blames greenday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds scale and bowl gives it back

Finds scale and bowl gives it back  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Just say no to drugs" Did you remember to take your ritalin?

Reads posts about your loud chewing records it for her special time

Reads posts about your loud chewing records it for her special time  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My children are taught to accept all colors of skin As long as they dont date any of the blacks

My children are taught to accept all colors of skin As long as they dont date any of the blacks  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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