Sheltering Suburban Mom

says that black women all have weaves, their hair isn't real Then why do you have six fucking extensions in your hair, you bald-headed bitch!

says that black women all have weaves, their hair isn't real Then why do you have six fucking extensions in your hair, you bald-headed bitch!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches you masturbating Operation: "never enter without knocking again"-complete success

Catches you masturbating  Operation:

Invites son's friends over Makes them help clean house

Invites son's friends over Makes them help clean house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

took psychology in college thinks she knows everything about everyone

took psychology in college thinks she knows everything about everyone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks poor maplers should just merch harder sleeps with a GM to be funded.

thinks poor maplers should just merch harder sleeps with a GM to be funded.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kid gets in trouble Beats up guidance counseler

Kid gets in trouble Beats up guidance counseler  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"If you ever do drugs, your going to rehab" Only has a 6 month chip from N.A.

buys you that t-rated game you wanted 4 years ago on that old system you sold on your 18th birthday

buys you that t-rated game you wanted 4 years ago on that old system you sold  on your 18th birthday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds green day CD in your room sends you to therapy for treason

finds green day CD in your room sends you to therapy for treason  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Disappointed in 19 year-old's decision to enter a bikini contest Second place in April 1989 Hustler 'Beaver Hunt'

Disappointed in 19 year-old's decision to enter a bikini contest Second place in April 1989 Hustler 'Beaver Hunt'  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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