Sheltering Suburban Mom

'Drugs are bad' downs bottles of antidepressants daily.

'Drugs are bad' downs bottles of antidepressants daily.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can't trust science over religion, son, trusts science for all of her botox implants and various weight shedding surgery.

You can't trust science over religion, son, trusts science for all of her botox implants and various weight shedding surgery.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Does not know how to switch between tabs in google chrome Has masters in computer science

Does not know how to switch between tabs in google chrome Has masters in computer science  Sheltering Suburban Mom

God has a plan for everything and is always right let's pray to make him change his mind and make life easier

God has a plan for everything and is always right let's pray to make him change his mind and make life easier  Sheltering Suburban Mom

loses argument with son disciplines him

loses argument with son disciplines him  Sheltering Suburban Mom

So you're telling me you're an atheist, eh ? How do you stop yourself from killing and raping people ?

So you're telling me you're an atheist, eh ? How do you stop yourself from killing and raping people ?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Maybe God is giving you terrible girlfriends So you'll stay a virgin forever

Maybe God is giving you terrible girlfriends So you'll stay a virgin forever  Sheltering Suburban Mom

disowns you for being an atheist hasn't been to church in 15 years

disowns you for being an atheist hasn't been to church in 15 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

food goes in, poop comes out how can you explain that, you little rotten atheist

food goes in, poop comes out how can you explain that, you little rotten atheist  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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