Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about high divorce rate husband sleeps in guest bedroom

complains about high divorce rate  husband sleeps in guest bedroom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you sex is bad So save it for the one you love

tells you sex is bad So save it for the one you love  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls Mexicans lazy Hires mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of the pool boy...she's a lib!

Calls Mexicans lazy Hires mexican housekeeper and screws the brains out of the pool boy...she's a lib!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you order one cocktail at a restaurant apparently, you're an alcoholic, or well on your way to becoming one, according to her.

you order one cocktail at a restaurant apparently, you're an alcoholic, or well on your way to becoming one, according to her.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

drops off at party a block away drives by and waves

drops off at party a block away drives by 
and waves  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Play soccer at a field that no one goes to during summer? Youll get kidnapped!!!

Play soccer at a field that no one goes to during summer? Youll get kidnapped!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

watches nate berkus even though he probably has AIDS

watches nate berkus even though he probably has AIDS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks Facebook is charging... throws computer away.

Thinks Facebook is charging... throws computer away.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

shops at Trader Joes buys bottled water

shops at Trader Joes buys bottled water  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gets virus on computer blames you for installing games Caption 3 goes here

gets virus on computer blames you for installing games Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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