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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears about a random person on the internet automatically thinks they're a drug dealer

Hears about a random person on the internet automatically thinks they're a drug dealer Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Moves to suburbs because city is 'dangerous' Offs kids, self in roundabout accident

Moves to suburbs because city is 'dangerous' Offs kids, self in roundabout accident Sheltering Suburban Mom
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lets kids have only one piece of Halloween candy per day Eats a sleeve of oreos before bed each night

lets kids have only one piece of Halloween candy per day Eats a sleeve of oreos before bed each night Sheltering Suburban Mom
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what

what Sheltering Suburban Mom
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my kids can smoke cigarettes as long as its not in the house

my kids can smoke cigarettes as long as its not in the house Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"The supermarket was out of my favorite yogurt, so I called the manager and gave her a piece of my mind" Born in the usa
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All of son's "ethnic" friends are a "bad influence." Not Racist

All of son's
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disapproves of daughters boyfriend regularly visits strip clubs with other cougar friends

disapproves of daughters boyfriend regularly visits strip clubs with other cougar friends Sheltering Suburban Mom
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I had sex with your cousin No really, I'm serious

I had sex with your cousin No really, I'm serious Sheltering Suburban Mom
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bitches about grocery prices too good for the store brand

bitches about grocery prices too good for the store brand Sheltering Suburban Mom
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