Sheltering Suburban Mom

lil' weezy? well, it is allergy season...

lil' weezy? well, it is allergy season...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"vegetables will make you healthy" no exercise

"Wake up sleepy head, it's almost 12!" 11:06

always talks crap about how annoying she thinks her husband is to her mom and friends. while he's right in the room. next day complains about not being pampered and treated like a gem "like a good wife should be"

always talks crap about how annoying she thinks her husband is to her mom and friends. while he's right in the room. next day complains about not being pampered and treated like a gem

I FARTED. :)

I FARTED. :)  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm an annoying bitch lolz

I'm an annoying bitch lolz  Sheltering Suburban Mom

*Black person walks by* Smells like poo

*Black person walks by* Smells like poo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You were READING a book? Grounded six months. NO BIRTHDAY.

You were READING a book? Grounded six months. NO BIRTHDAY.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You let someone else do your laundry you're grounded

You let someone else do your laundry you're grounded  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you

Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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