Sheltering Suburban Mom

lets you ride your bike to the end of the driveway and back

lets you ride 
your bike to the end of the driveway and back  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Timmy can't play videogames he'll go on a psychopathic rampage and kill the family

Timmy can't play videogames he'll go on a psychopathic rampage and kill the family  Sheltering Suburban Mom

honey, why don't you be a disney princess for halloween? Jasmine, Mulan, Pocahontas: Oh hell no

honey, why don't you be a disney princess for halloween? Jasmine, Mulan, Pocahontas: Oh hell no  Sheltering Suburban Mom

goth son wears eyeliner sends him to therapy

goth son wears eyeliner sends him to therapy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells everyone she loves you puts you down

tells everyone she loves you puts you down  Sheltering Suburban Mom

e' irritata dal fatto che il figlio giochi con un amico immaginario lo obbliga ad andare in chiesa ogni domenica

e' irritata dal fatto che il figlio giochi con un amico immaginario lo obbliga ad andare in chiesa ogni domenica  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells teenager to 'watch the road' while driving. Can't drive without iPhone attached to head.

Tells teenager to 'watch the road' while driving. Can't drive without iPhone attached to head.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains that corporations are sending American jobs overseas Drives a Toyota Camry

Complains that corporations are sending American jobs overseas Drives a
Toyota Camry  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Believes in abstinence only education Pregnant teenage daughter.

Believes in abstinence only education Pregnant teenage daughter.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

bought a volvo for safety doesn't buckle up

bought a volvo for safety doesn't buckle up  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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