Sheltering Suburban Mom

May the holy angels guide you on your trip home Sends me this text while driving and smoking a cigarette

May the holy angels guide you on your trip home Sends me this text while driving and smoking a cigarette  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Kids should be seen and not heard" OD's on Facebook, Reddit, and Twitter

DON'T SWEAR ITS IMPOLITE NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM, GODDAMMIT

DON'T SWEAR ITS IMPOLITE NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM, GODDAMMIT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You believe in EVOLUTION!?! Well... You know what your problem is... ...you read too many books!

You believe in EVOLUTION!?! Well... You know what your problem is... ...you read too many books!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Marijuana kills!" Smokes two packs of cigarettes a day

Tells you to stop living in a video game fantasy land and start living in the real world Goes to church every week to pray to a sky wizard

Tells you to stop living in a video game fantasy land and start living in the real world Goes to church every week to pray to a sky wizard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you're too sick to go to school You're too sick to watch tv

If you're too sick to go to school You're too sick to watch tv  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says stop reading crap on Redddit Reads all tabloids

Says stop reading crap on Redddit Reads all tabloids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says fox news is biased watches msnbc

Says fox news is biased watches msnbc  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i don't know anything about the big bang but that's now how it works

i don't know anything about the big bang but that's now how it works  Sheltering Suburban Mom
Like us for More!