Sheltering Suburban Mom

pro life unless its her teenage daughter that's pregnant

pro life unless its her teenage daughter that's pregnant  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to turn that awful music off listens to kenny g

Tells you to turn that awful music off listens to kenny g  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says she respects other people's beliefs wants Jehovah's witnesses to salute American flag

says she respects other people's beliefs  wants Jehovah's witnesses to salute American flag    Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls immigrants lazy Complains about immigrants taking all the jobs

Calls immigrants lazy Complains about immigrants taking all the jobs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds your gut cup compliments your potpourri.

finds your gut cup compliments your potpourri.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Freak out about how scandalous a movie is. She's the one who bought it.

Freak out about how scandalous a movie is.  She's the one who bought it.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

says prices are too damn high supports capitalism

says prices are too damn high supports capitalism  Sheltering Suburban Mom

drinks wine because it looks classy gets tanked and hits on kid's friends

drinks wine because it looks classy gets tanked and hits on kid's friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

son needs help with homework point him to the internet

son needs help with homework point him to the internet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

MOM!!! STOP FUCKING ALAN

MOM!!! STOP FUCKING ALAN  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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