Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your body is a temple of the holy spirit. Has permanent make-up, breast implants and is a divorcee.

Your body is a temple of the holy spirit. Has permanent make-up, breast implants and is a divorcee.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Proud to be a progressive liberal By thinking mixed marriages are smart because it's better for their kids to be less black

Proud to be a progressive liberal By thinking mixed marriages are smart because it's better for their kids to be less black  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Evolution has no basis in reality" Gets wisdom teeth removed

Tells her kids money spent on yu-gi-oh! is pointless has a drawer full of secret rares just cuz they look purty!

Tells her kids money spent on yu-gi-oh! is pointless  has a drawer full of secret  rares just cuz they look purty!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

buys blu-ray dvd player tries to watch non-bluray movies on it

buys blu-ray dvd player tries to watch non-bluray movies on it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

oh your 14 and riding a bike? where a helmet or you will end up like that guy in the car crash commercial

oh your 14 and riding a bike? where a helmet or you will end up like that guy in the car crash commercial  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says not to play with your food buys you string cheese

says not to play with your food buys you string cheese  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Rallies for birth control choices. last time her boyfriend saw her vagina it took an ice pick and a hair dryer.

Rallies for birth control choices. last time her boyfriend saw her vagina it took an ice pick and a hair dryer.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I want you to pick up these socks." Standing right on top of them

worried son spends too much time online talking to strangers does ama

worried son spends too much time online talking to strangers does ama  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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