Sheltering Suburban Mom

I can't downvote these enough.

I can't downvote these enough.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kicks u out for pot Smokes Tobacco

Kicks u out for pot Smokes Tobacco  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Needs 4WD because its safer Ignores road rules

Needs 4WD because its safer Ignores road rules  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You ask to borrow pen Won't give you pen because it will probably be used to torture small animals

You ask to borrow pen Won't give you pen because it will probably be used to torture small animals  Sheltering Suburban Mom

son plays video games from 12am until 9am every night wraps up his dinner and puts it in the fridge for later

son plays video games from 12am until 9am every night  wraps up his dinner and puts it in the fridge for later  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Chastises you for not following church doctrine Reads horoscopes daily to help make her decisions

Chastises you for not following church doctrine Reads horoscopes daily to help make her decisions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

oh i'm sorry, i've been really busy trying to decide on an interior color for my new Lexus SUV hybrid

oh i'm sorry, i've been really busy trying to decide on an interior color for my new Lexus SUV hybrid  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gives dinner to neighbour you starve

gives dinner to neighbour you starve  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't let you longboard because it's dangerous makes you drive a 4,000 lb car that's capable of going 150 mph

doesn't let you longboard because it's dangerous makes you drive a 4,000 lb car that's capable of going 150 mph  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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