Sheltering Suburban Mom

Jesus was telling me to check on you I could sense the evil

Jesus was telling me to check on you I could sense the evil  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tell her you have converted to atheism after years in the church "You're too young to make these decisions"

Tell her you have converted to atheism after years in the church

Says Eastern religions are evil Practices yoga and tai-chi

Says Eastern religions are evil Practices yoga and tai-chi   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You shouldn't drink Energy Drinks because of all that caffeine!" Chugs down her daily morning coffee

Jews didn't treat their slaves like egyptians did they were friendly to them

Jews didn't treat their slaves like egyptians did they were friendly to them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Look at these immigrants taking our jobs. Hasn't worked a day in 25 years.

Look at these immigrants taking our jobs. Hasn't worked a day in 25 years.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You've been diagnosed with Severe Depression?" Everything will be fine if you turn to God

Teaches son how to have sex With her vagina and his penis

Teaches son how to have sex With her vagina and his penis  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks for your help with something on the computer "dont click that fast, You're going to break it!"

Asks for your help with something on the computer

Takes away video games because they are evil Doesn't stop you from fucking your sister

Takes away video games because they are evil Doesn't stop you from fucking your sister  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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