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ramamalama lamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalama ding dong!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dads name is douglas denies getting dry raped up the ass and V by aforementioned doug's massive, throbbing, uncircumcised member- it's purple helmet gleaming in the soft New Endland moonlight as it prepares for another violent entry

Dads name is douglas denies getting dry raped up the ass and V by aforementioned doug's massive, throbbing, uncircumcised member- it's purple helmet gleaming in the soft New Endland moonlight as it prepares for another violent entry  Sheltering Suburban Mom

drops you off at school school calls that night claiming you were absent. believes them

drops you off at school school calls that night claiming you were absent. believes them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants abortion banned. Doesn't want tax dollars paying for welfare.

Wants abortion banned. Doesn't want tax dollars paying for welfare.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm not racist I just don't want you to marry a black guy, an Arab, an eastern European, or a gas station Indian.

I'm not racist I just don't want you to marry a black guy, an Arab, an eastern European, or a gas station Indian.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Claims MTV Brainwashes children Turns on Toddlers and tiaras

Claims MTV Brainwashes children Turns on Toddlers and tiaras  Sheltering Suburban Mom

extols the virtue of honesty doesnt tell teenage kids their aunt has been divorced for three years

extols the virtue of honesty doesnt tell teenage kids their aunt has been divorced for three years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you watch tv shows with "sex" jokes Leaves you home alone with a high speed internet connection

Won't let you watch tv shows with

Oh, they found a particle that proves God wrong? Well, who put that small minute particle there?

Oh, they found a particle that proves God wrong? Well, who put that small minute particle there?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls pbs biased liberal media thinks sesame street is a great show

Calls pbs biased liberal media thinks sesame street is a great show  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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