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Sheltering Suburban Mom

My pussy is glued to a building on fire

My pussy is glued to a building on fire Sheltering Suburban Mom
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'Pro-Life' Supports capital punishment

'Pro-Life' Supports capital punishment Sheltering Suburban Mom
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won't let son play football afraid he'll get hurt

won't let son play football afraid he'll get hurt Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Doesn't believe in evolution. Takes medicine based on knowledge of genetics

Doesn't believe in evolution. Takes medicine based on knowledge of genetics Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Never once picked up a musical instrument insists to her kids that they just need to find their potential

Never once picked up a musical instrument insists to her kids that they just need to find their potential Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells you not to talk with your mouth full Asks you a question while you're eating and bitches when you don't answer immediately

Tells you not to talk with your mouth full Asks you a question while you're eating and bitches when you don't answer immediately Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Has cancer Never tells her son, just to collapse him

Has cancer Never tells her son, just to collapse him Sheltering Suburban Mom
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goes to church every sunday to suck off her boss in the parking lot

goes to church every sunday to suck off her boss in the parking lot Sheltering Suburban Mom
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hears you talk about twitter with friends thinks "hash-tag" is a strain of marijuana

hears you talk about twitter with friends thinks
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Complains about how busy she is House messy, laundry dirty, fridge empty

Complains about how busy she is House messy, laundry dirty, fridge empty Sheltering Suburban Mom
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