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Sheltering Suburban Mom

hears you sneeze says god bless you

hears you sneeze says god bless you Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Donates only to overseas charities "Americans wouldn't be hungry if they believed in Jesus"

Donates only to overseas charities
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The cleaning lady is coming tomorrow make sure to clean your room before she gets here

The cleaning lady is coming tomorrow make sure to clean your room before she gets here Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells me to help her back a travel trailer onto a slanted hill Uses it falling off the block as an excuse to not do anything for my birthday

Tells me to help her back a travel trailer onto a slanted hill Uses it falling off the block as an excuse to not do anything for my birthday Sheltering Suburban Mom
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cleans a room shuts the door because she doesn't want company to see it

cleans a room shuts the door because she doesn't want company to see it Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Does not allow you to swear Wants to know where her fucking coffee is

Does not allow you to swear Wants to know where her fucking coffee is Sheltering Suburban Mom
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You didn't call me when you were at your friend's house Did you lose your cellphone?

You didn't call me when you were at your friend's house Did you lose your cellphone? Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Is vegetarian wears leather shoes

Is vegetarian wears leather shoes Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Get's on "the Facebook" Doesn't realize everyone can read what's she writes on her kid's wall

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Worries about cigarette smoke when pregnant Drinks Alcohol

Worries about cigarette smoke when pregnant Drinks Alcohol Sheltering Suburban Mom
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