Sheltering Suburban Mom

watches weeds once thinks everyone smokes pot

watches weeds once thinks everyone smokes pot  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants you to spend less time on computer Inspires 1000 SSM mems

Wants you to spend less time on computer Inspires 1000 SSM mems  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves animals makes husband buy her fur coat for anniversary

Loves animals  makes husband buy her fur coat for anniversary  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes to church and talks to Jesus about missing the grass clippings on the sidewalk.

Goes to church and talks to Jesus about missing the grass clippings on the sidewalk.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Be home before the sun goes down! 20 year old son.

Be home before the sun goes down! 20 year old son.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Those people just need to find jobs and work harder. Home decorator

Those people just need to find jobs and work harder. Home decorator   Sheltering Suburban Mom

no laptop on your bed You'll start a fire

no laptop on your bed You'll start a fire  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son's Friend wearing rainbow shirt Quietly asks if he is "Weird"

Son's Friend wearing rainbow shirt Quietly asks if he is

Looks down on blue-collar professions. Hasn't worked a day in her life.

Looks down on blue-collar professions. Hasn't worked a day in her life.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes your Nirvana CD's Used to attend punk concerts

Takes your Nirvana CD's Used to attend punk concerts  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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