Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hi im Mitchell Johnson I think Im awesome Im not

Hi im Mitchell Johnson I think Im awesome  Im not
  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Would probably get offended if a drunken person asked her for a ride home Is the vice president at her local MADD

Would probably get offended if a drunken person asked her for a ride home Is the vice president at her local MADD  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Receives random e-mail promising millions in inheritance money replies with bank routing number

Receives random e-mail promising millions in inheritance money replies with bank routing number  Sheltering Suburban Mom

BELIEVES IN THE BIBLE NEVER READ IT

BELIEVES IN 
THE BIBLE NEVER READ IT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Claims she's a Christian Ignores the bible because it is "From another era and doesn't apply to modern times"

Claims she's a Christian Ignores the bible because it is

TELLS YOU TO GET A JOB EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY SEEKING ONE HAS NO JOB AND SITS ON ASS ALL DAY WATCHING LIFETIME MAKING NO ATTEMPT TO FIND JOB

TELLS YOU TO GET A JOB EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY SEEKING ONE HAS NO JOB AND SITS ON ASS ALL DAY WATCHING LIFETIME MAKING NO ATTEMPT TO FIND JOB  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kicks you our of the house for having long hair Worships long-haired savior

Kicks you our of the house for having long hair Worships  long-haired savior  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"All Greeks do is drink and party" Sorority member in college

watching tv all day tells you to get off computer

watching tv all day tells you to get off computer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Votes for retard Complains about retarded decisions

Votes for retard Complains about retarded decisions  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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