Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Federal agencies should profile even more to prevent terrorist attacks." 18 month old son gets put on a no fly list

Complains about Electricity Bills Leaves random lights and fans on at night

Complains about Electricity Bills Leaves random lights and fans on at night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you perverted for masterbaiting Owns dildos and Fifty Shades of Grey

Calls you perverted for masterbaiting Owns dildos and Fifty Shades of Grey  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks people who believe in dodekatheism believe in non-existent entities believes in god

thinks people who believe in dodekatheism believe in non-existent entities believes in god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to be respectful to other drivers "THE LIGHT IS green, dumbass!"

tells you to be respectful to other drivers

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY TEENAGE SON INSISTS ON GETTING WHITE SHEETS

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY TEENAGE SON INSISTS ON GETTING WHITE SHEETS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Thank you god for looking after me" has had cancer, bad kidneys and a heart attack

watches food network all day buys family mcdonalds for dinner

watches food network all day buys family mcdonalds for dinner  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't want son to watch horror movies takes son to church

doesn't want son to watch horror movies takes son to church  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she wants to age gracefully Spends thousands on plastic surgery

Says she wants to age gracefully Spends thousands on plastic surgery  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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