Sheltering Suburban Mom

please dont talk about demons unless you see one

please dont talk about demons  unless you see one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You tell her you want to convert from catholicism to a different christian Religion "No, You Don't. You don't Know what you believe in."

You tell her you want to convert from catholicism to a different christian Religion

Forces children to take vitamin D. Used to snort coke off Steven Tyler's ass

Forces children to take vitamin D. Used to snort coke off Steven Tyler's ass  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has terrible taste in everything thinks all tattoos are ugly

Has terrible taste in everything thinks all  tattoos are ugly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I was born in a barn Cock-a-doodle-do

I was born in a barn Cock-a-doodle-do  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to clean your room Featured on next week's Hoarders

Tells you to clean your room Featured on next week's Hoarders  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sits in room reading all day Complains of being tired.

Sits in room reading all day Complains of being tired.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says your wedding needs to be high class. suggests dinner at the officer's club

says your wedding needs to be high class. suggests dinner at the officer's club  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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catches you fapping blames your teacher

catches you fapping blames your teacher  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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