Sheltering Suburban Mom

says she loves all of gods creatures yells at you to kill the spider

says she loves all of gods creatures yells at you to kill the spider  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Owns 32GB Ipod Touch Has 25 songs

Owns 32GB Ipod Touch Has 25 songs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Pedophiles should be hung in the street" Watches every episode of toddlers in tiaras

Too lazy too make dinner mad that you "eat out too much"

Too lazy too make dinner mad that you

Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you.

Benjamin,  I am not trying to seduce you.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says weed is bad for you alcoholic

Says weed is bad for you alcoholic   Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells her children not to date fucks every guy on the block

tells her children not to date fucks every guy on the block  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates rape and everything about it Watches Law and Order

Hates rape and everything about it Watches Law and Order  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hasn't Even attempted to look up ADHD Knows exactly what causes it and how to "cure" it

Hasn't Even attempted to look up ADHD Knows exactly what causes it and how to

Hon we're all going to dinner tonight I'll bring snacks

Hon we're all going to dinner tonight I'll bring snacks  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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