Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kids eat donuts for breakfast they are to sugary makes them eat cinnamon toast crunch instead Caption 3 goes here

Doesn't let kids eat donuts for breakfast they are to sugary  makes them eat cinnamon toast crunch instead Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees you reading ssm "that sounds like a bad parent. good thing im not that way"

Sees you reading ssm

'If your an atheist,son' ' you know that God is going to send you to hell ?'

'If your an atheist,son' ' you know that God is going to send you to hell ?'   Sheltering Suburban Mom

celebrates religious freedom doesn't always put mountain dew and cheetos in the chute to the basement at the agreed upon time, nearly starving you

celebrates religious freedom doesn't always put mountain dew and cheetos in the chute to the basement at the agreed upon time, nearly starving you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Warns of the danger of alcohol, drugs and tobacco used to give head for coke

Warns of the danger of alcohol, drugs and tobacco used to give head for coke  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i may be sheltering, but i'm the baddest bitch in all of fairfax

i may be sheltering,
but i'm the baddest bitch in all of fairfax  Sheltering Suburban Mom

orders a large double whopper meal with a Diet coke

orders a large double whopper meal with a Diet coke  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you not to watch tv sits down and watches 3 hrs of talk shows

Tells you not to watch tv  sits down and watches 3 hrs of  talk shows  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're reading Harry Potter? Put that down right now before you start practicing witchcraft!

You're reading Harry Potter? Put that down right now before you start practicing witchcraft!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about parents who let their kids dye their hair lets daughter were leather mini skirts

complains about parents who let their kids dye their hair lets daughter were leather mini skirts  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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