Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to stop wasting time on the computer Watches tv 24/7

Tells you to stop wasting time on the computer Watches tv 24/7  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You better have turned off all the lights before you left the house" Leaves computer on all day

Yells at you and says pot will kill you Alchohol on breath

Yells at you and says pot will kill you Alchohol on breath  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're grounded for being out too late!" 9:08 PM

"no candy in the house!" candy in her purse

Says shes a great mom makes out with college boys every weekend at the bar

Says shes a great mom makes out with college boys every weekend at the bar  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're going to rot your brain if you keep playing those video games watches e! hollywood news 3 hours a day

You're going to rot your brain if you keep playing those video games watches e! hollywood news 3 hours a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tell's you video games are ruining your life Play's video games more than you do

Tell's you video games are ruining your life Play's video games more than you do  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your just going through a phase Pray more and read the bible and the Holy Ghost will warm your heart and lead you back

Your just going through a phase Pray more and read the bible and the Holy Ghost will warm your heart and lead you back  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hot dogs are the number one choking killer for toddlers-even an adult died last week at a ball park while eating one. Please cut them up or slice them down the center.

Hot dogs are the number one choking killer for toddlers-even an adult died last week at a ball park while eating one.  Please cut them up or slice them down the center.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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