Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you that your addicted to the computer drinks 14 Diet Cokes a day

Tells you that your addicted to the computer drinks 14 Diet Cokes a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

her kids gets up late and misses the bus daily lets them play xbox until 4am on a school night

her kids gets up late and misses the bus daily lets them play xbox until 4am on a school night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys you cellphone for more freedom makes you check in every 30 minutes

Buys you cellphone for more freedom makes you check in every 30 minutes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees F's on your report card Yells at the teacher

Sees F's on your report card  Yells at the teacher  Sheltering Suburban Mom

catches you playing Ke$ha in car sends you to therapy for sex addiction

catches you playing Ke$ha in car sends you to therapy for sex addiction  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Vegan? Sneaks dairy into your meals because you "need" it

Vegan? Sneaks dairy into your meals because you

Calls Mexicans lazy Likes it harder than Pedro pushes

Calls Mexicans lazy Likes it harder than Pedro pushes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

undereducated, uncritical, virgin-whore just like every man in her life hoped she would be.

undereducated, uncritical, virgin-whore just like every man in her life hoped she would be.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sexual imagery bad violent imagery ok

sexual imagery bad violent imagery ok  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Have a girlfriend, sees that you're just friends with other girls. Suspects that you're cheating on your girlfriend.

Have a girlfriend, sees that you're just friends with other girls. Suspects that you're cheating on your girlfriend.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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