Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Call me immediately after you come home from school" Never picks up

tells you that you're not well adjusted cries at the drop of a hat

tells you that you're not well adjusted cries at the drop of a hat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about teen bullying Makes snide comments about her kids' friends

Complains about teen bullying Makes snide comments about her kids' friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants unique names for kids Isabella. Jake. Emma.

Wants unique names for kids Isabella. Jake. Emma.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys Wii fit PLAYS IT ONCE

Buys Wii fit PLAYS IT ONCE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells to turn the volume down you say ok and don't turn the volume down Caption 3 goes here

Yells to turn the volume down you say ok and don't turn the volume down Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Only drives to grocery store Ford F150

Only drives to grocery store Ford F150  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Those mexicans are ruining america fucks the hot latino gardener

Those mexicans are ruining america fucks the hot latino gardener  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends you to rehab for alcohol pothead

Sends you to rehab for alcohol pothead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Had 3 upsetting abortions as a teen wont let "curious" daughter take birth control

Had 3 upsetting abortions as a teen wont let
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