Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lets watch the Tooth Fairy HOLD ME JAKE HOLY SHIT

Lets watch the Tooth Fairy HOLD ME JAKE HOLY SHIT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"im sorry honey, we just can't afford it..." buys her annoying dog new toys and expensive groomings every single week

Is Pro-Life But supports the death penalty, war, and own a few guns

Is Pro-Life But supports the death penalty, war, and own a few guns  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets shown "Rick roll'd" video on youtube; NEVER SEEN THE VIDEO KNOWS WHOLE SONG BY HEART

Gets shown

Tells you something bad she did in highschool Expects you not to do it

Tells you something bad she did in highschool Expects you not to do it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about marijuana ruining the neighborhood feeds kids amphetamines and sleeping pills, meat feed with antibiotics and steroids, DTD, excessive medication and crops sprayed with chemicals

complains about marijuana ruining the neighborhood feeds kids amphetamines and sleeping pills, meat feed with antibiotics and steroids, DTD, excessive medication and crops sprayed with chemicals  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pays $50,000 in bail money to save her son. Son wants to 5150 his mom because she asked for the money to be paid back.

Pays $50,000 in bail money to save her son. Son wants to 5150 his mom because she asked for the money to be paid back.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm cold. Put on a sweater.

I'm cold. Put on a sweater.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Oh, you don't believe in God?" "That's okay. You will one day."

Complains about how disgusting you are because you fart and burp Says she does it because she caught a cold

Complains about how disgusting you are because you fart and burp Says she does it because she caught a cold  Sheltering Suburban Mom
Like us for More!