Sheltering Suburban Mom

has low skill job wonders why her son is not a doctor

has low skill job wonders why her son is not a doctor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches son talking with immaginary friend scolds him, gives him the bible

Catches son talking with immaginary friend scolds him, gives him the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says 'your body is a temple' smokes, drinks, and practically lives on junk food

says 'your body is a temple' smokes, drinks, and practically lives on junk food  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Against the war buys son Call of Duty

Against the war buys son Call of Duty  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to go outside forbids you to do the things outside which are actually fun

Tells you to go outside  forbids you to do the things outside which are actually fun  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Stop doing that or you'll go blind" just ordered rotating G-spot rabbit vibrator

Forbids you from watching BET videos because of the video hoes Watches Jersey Shore

Forbids you from watching BET videos because of the video hoes Watches Jersey Shore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about sex life with husband Body looks like it was beat with a sack of rocks

Complains about sex life with husband Body looks like it was beat with a sack of rocks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Looks like your Mom Is going to fart again

Looks like your Mom Is going to fart again  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says no pets buys a chihuahua

Says no pets buys a chihuahua  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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