Sheltering Suburban Mom

you ask what sex is i tell you it means your either a boy or a girl

you ask what sex is i tell you it means your either a boy or a girl  Sheltering Suburban Mom

kid runs into a door Blames door

kid runs into a door Blames door  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Babysitter's out of town? Calls Casey Anthony.

Babysitter's out of town? Calls Casey Anthony.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

mows lawn in full makeup and jewelry

mows lawn in full makeup and jewelry  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to stop blaming others and making excuses Blames you, and is excused also

Tells you to stop blaming others and making excuses Blames you, and is excused also  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Learning italian Lives in southern california

Learning italian Lives in southern california  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Call your build order shit Copies build order

Call your build order shit Copies build order  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks you are a bit fucked up for liking 24 and jack bauer.. delights in thinking that sinners will burn in hell and will be eaten by worms... except her of course. her sins are justified.

thinks you are a bit fucked up for liking 24 and jack bauer.. delights in thinking that sinners will burn in hell and will be eaten by worms... except her of course. her sins are justified.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let her kids watch violent movies Makes them read the bible instead.

Doesn't let her kids watch violent movies Makes them read the bible instead.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes to Africa for Vacation "Look at all the minorities!"

Goes to Africa for Vacation
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