Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're an atheist? Well it's probably because you're into all that science and shit

You're an atheist? Well it's probably because you're into all that science and shit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you're a miracle and the best thing in my life" Condom broke at Lollapalooza '94

That isn't true my parents were pentecostal and I'm a baptist

That isn't true my parents were pentecostal and I'm a baptist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son throws like a girl Threaten lawsuit unless he can can be a pitcher

Son throws like a girl  Threaten lawsuit unless he can can be a pitcher   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter she needs to diet to be top cheerleader bakes cookies constantly

Tells daughter she needs to diet to be top cheerleader bakes cookies constantly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about Gas Prices Drives a Suburban

Complains about Gas Prices Drives a Suburban  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants normal 15 year old son Puts only computer in the living room

Wants normal 15 year old son Puts only computer in the living room  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're just mentally lazy you only believe what you read in a book

You're just mentally lazy you only believe what you read in a book  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You just have to study, is not that hard" never went to college

Tells you to abstain from sex until married Used to be a groupie for Kiss

Tells you to abstain from sex until married Used to be a groupie for Kiss  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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