Sheltering Suburban Mom

I didn't say half the shit the internet thinks I did I'm just one lady

I didn't say half the shit the internet thinks I did I'm just one lady  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to turn off lights to save electricity. Keeps the TV on all day

Tells you to turn off lights to save electricity. Keeps the TV on all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

ask her for a pepsi get a caffeine free diet coke

ask her for a pepsi get a caffeine free diet coke  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Supports Pro-Life and the death penalty

Supports Pro-Life  and the death penalty  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You shatter your iPhone, she makes you keep it She shatters her iPhone, gets it fixed immediately

You shatter your iPhone, she makes you keep it She shatters her iPhone, gets it fixed immediately   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Afraid to let son use the oven Son never learns how to cook for himself

Afraid to let son use the oven Son never learns how to cook for himself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sex is a sin has 8 kids

sex is a sin has 8 kids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

hates black people loves oprah

hates black people loves oprah  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Guns don't kill people video games kill people

Guns don't kill people  video games kill people  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells Daughter not to dress like a stripper was one in college

Tells Daughter not to dress like a stripper was one in college  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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