Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tries to get Medical Card "Your an addict aren"t you!"

Tries to get Medical Card

hears about colorado shootings blames manson again

hears about colorado shootings blames manson again  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can choose any religion you like... as long as it's the same as mine

You can choose any religion you like... as long as it's the same as mine  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh your friend is an atheist? He's too young to decide something like that

Oh your friend is an atheist? He's too young to decide something like that  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't belive in science wants a dna test to see who is the father

doesn't belive in science wants a dna test to see who is the father  Sheltering Suburban Mom

accepts evolution as proven fact Still believes story of adam & eve

accepts evolution as proven fact Still believes story of adam & eve  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Decides to get fresh turkey for Thanksgiving Buys it early and freezes it

Decides to get fresh turkey for Thanksgiving Buys it early and freezes it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I dont pay attention to politics Votes for everything her husband does

I dont pay attention to politics Votes for everything her husband does   Sheltering Suburban Mom

There wouldnt be morals without religion

There wouldnt be morals without religion  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I didn't say half the shit the internet thinks I did I'm just one lady

I didn't say half the shit the internet thinks I did I'm just one lady  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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