Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son gets an "s" in advisement Meeting with teacher

Son gets an

Doesn't believe in evolution owns chihuahua

Doesn't believe in evolution owns chihuahua  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Men are like children." has no job and watches tv all day

do you have any gluten free items in this food truck? Jasmine rice, you say? awesome, we'll take it!

do you have any gluten free items in this food truck? Jasmine rice, you say?          awesome, we'll take it!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gets virus on computer blames you for installing games

gets virus on computer blames you for installing games  Sheltering Suburban Mom

goes to church gives handies to the pool boy

goes to church gives handies to the pool boy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Walking upstairs waits for you to get to last step and gives you a chore

Walking upstairs waits for you to get to last step and gives you a  chore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Video games make you dumb why don't you read instead?" Gives you twilight

buys an iphone abreviates every word in text message

buys an iphone abreviates every word in text message   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you Download pirated material I'll wash your mouth out with SOPA

If you Download pirated material I'll wash your mouth out with SOPA  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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