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New Harry Potter Movie Released "I don't want my children doing drugs"

New Harry Potter Movie Released
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Tells you you cannot party on the weekend because your grades are down The only "A" she ever got ended with "nal"

Tells you you cannot party on the weekend because your grades are down The only
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forbids 18-year-old from smoking Has smoked since she was 12

forbids 18-year-old from smoking Has smoked since she was 12 Sheltering Suburban Mom
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watches nancy grace runs over a child while driving and talking on cellphone

watches nancy grace runs over a child while driving and talking on cellphone Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells her kids drugs are bad Drinks a fifth of Vodka every Night

Tells her kids drugs are bad Drinks a fifth of Vodka every Night Sheltering Suburban Mom
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isn't a racist avoids blacks just in case

isn't a racist avoids blacks just in case Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Wants family to accept her drinking 'cause I'm ALWAYS happy, anyway!

Wants family to accept her drinking 'cause I'm ALWAYS happy, anyway! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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lECTURES YOU ON PREMARITAL SEX bANGS THE GARDENER

lECTURES YOU ON PREMARITAL SEX bANGS THE GARDENER Sheltering Suburban Mom
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On crime: "I believe in the death penalty irrespective of level of doubt!" On abortion: "That's taking a life irrespective of fetal stage, or if it was rape & even if it harms the mother!"

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Emphasizes the importance of abstinence to her daughter Had threesome in college

Emphasizes the importance of abstinence to her daughter Had threesome in college Sheltering Suburban Mom
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