Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're only an atheist because you just don't want to go to church.

You're only an atheist because you just don't want to go to church.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Obama is up for reelection Because god wanted to give us a chance to repent

Obama is up for reelection  Because god wanted to give us a chance to repent  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The cleaning lady is coming over Clean up the house before she gets here

The cleaning lady is coming over Clean up the house before she gets here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kids don't pick up after dinner where did i go wrong?

Kids don't pick up after dinner where did i go wrong?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complain that son plays too many videogames buy him every console on launch day

Complain that son plays too many videogames buy him every console on launch day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears bad things about high fructose corn syrup. Now the kids are no longer allowed to eat corn at all.

Hears bad things about high fructose corn syrup. Now the kids are no longer allowed to eat corn at all.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Daughter asks for birth control go to church the following 4 sundays

Daughter asks for birth control go to church the following 4 sundays  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about people being assholes Drives a prius

Complains about people being assholes Drives a prius  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bedtime is 10:00 You still need to grow during the summer

Bedtime is 10:00 You still need to grow during the summer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates all illegals immigrants... ... that aren't working in her yard

Hates all illegals immigrants... ... that aren't working in her yard  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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