Sheltering Suburban Mom

lectures her son about the "dangers" of marijuana thinks he listened

lectures her son about the

Complains about you pulling all nighters for Mopro picks up your Adderall prescription

Complains about you pulling all nighters for Mopro picks up your Adderall prescription  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Why do you always feel the need to get the last word in?" Always feels the need to get the last word in.

5yr Old asks to see fireworks "i think they are doing fireworks on w.o.w tonight"

5yr Old asks to see fireworks

Christians are hypocrites Athiests always correct

Christians are hypocrites Athiests always correct  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let you use her car to go to the dentist "Go pick me up some McDonalds"

Doesn't let you use her car to go to the dentist

Drives through a lower class neighborhood "Don't make eye contact."

Drives through a lower class neighborhood

Catches you watching a movie with curse words in it "WHy the fuck are you watching this shit? turn this crap offf right fucking now!"

Catches you watching a movie with curse words in it

Says God created the universe Favorite show is The Big Bang Theory

Says God created the universe Favorite show is The Big Bang Theory  Sheltering Suburban Mom

criticizes slogan on your tshirt as immoral is wearing clothes made by 8-year olds in honduras and china paid .05/hr

criticizes slogan on your tshirt as immoral is wearing clothes made by 8-year olds in honduras and china paid .05/hr  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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