Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates Sarah Palin Hates Herself

Hates Sarah Palin Hates Herself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wears G Strings with Capris

Wears G Strings with Capris  Sheltering Suburban Mom

work hard and be all you can be daughter is passed out in alley

work hard and be all you can be daughter is passed out in alley  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes away computer Makes you fix hers

Takes away computer Makes you fix hers  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kid be in front of microwave "it will give you cancer dear"

Doesn't let kid be in front of microwave

"The bible says homosexuality is a sin" Eats shellfish, wears blended fabrics

STOP ONLINE PIRACY

 STOP ONLINE PIRACY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Her child has the common cold from the flu virus ..and an rx for an antibiotic

Her child has the common cold from the flu virus ..and an rx for an antibiotic  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes your phone and searches it without cause Finds texts saying "babe" to your girlfriend and grounds you

Takes your phone and searches it without cause Finds texts saying

no one ever made fun of me until owen wilson came along

no one ever made fun of me until owen wilson came along  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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