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against premarital sex bangs college guys  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about your loud exhaust drives with windows down, blaring ke$ha

complains about your loud exhaust drives with windows down, blaring ke$ha  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Got Stoned in High school and find kids smoking pot Grounded for life

Got Stoned in High school and find kids smoking pot Grounded for life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I love my son. That's why I don't kill him. And I might get caught.

I love my son. That's why I don't kill him. And I might get caught.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I CAN NEVER GET ANY REST SLEEPS IN TIL NOON

I CAN NEVER GET ANY REST SLEEPS IN TIL NOON  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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uses current slang in wrong context

Forbids kids to watch violent movies because it will have negative influence Favorite tv shows are CSI and Law and Order.

Forbids kids to watch violent movies because it will have negative influence Favorite tv shows are CSI and Law and Order.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Preaches about the harmfulness of cigarettes Brings McDonald's home for dinner 5 nights a week

Preaches about the harmfulness of cigarettes Brings McDonald's home for dinner 5 nights a week  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter No Dating until after high school Loves Black cock

Tells daughter No Dating until after high school  Loves Black cock  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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