Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for texting during movie Falls asleep during movie

Yells at you for texting during movie Falls asleep during movie  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Devoted husband works 80 hours a week to provide for wife and family. Never worked a day in her life. Cheats on and divorces him because he's not home enough.

Devoted husband works 80 hours a week to provide for wife and family. Never worked a day in her life. Cheats on and divorces him because he's not home enough.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I wont have anybody from the hood in my house" Husbands favorite team is the Oakland Raiders

Buys 200$ worth of clothing for you without asking tells you to get a job when you ask for money for the movies

Buys 200$ worth of clothing for you without asking tells you to get a job when you ask for money for the movies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't believe everything you read. Unless it's in the bible.

Don't believe everything you read.  Unless it's in the bible.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets mad at you for saying Shit or fuck is okay with you saying the N word

Gets mad at you for saying Shit or fuck is okay with you saying the N word  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Look, you're probably right, there is no god but i'm just going to keep believing anyway

Look, you're probably right, there is no god but i'm just going to keep believing anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"loves" you as you are so won't allow tattoos get's Brest implants

"You're not having kids? That's selfish. Don't you care about the future" wants eliminate the department of education

Stranger goes out of way to help stranded mom on side of the road "He wasn't human, he was an angel sent from God!"

Stranger goes out of way to help stranded mom on side of the road
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