Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fart again my child

 Fart again my child  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Begs you to get babysitter to go out tonight Drinks two beers while getting ready and falls asleep

Begs you to get babysitter to go out tonight Drinks two beers while getting ready and falls asleep  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"no skyrim or facebook until you turn that 'f' around" Fell asleep playing temple run

gets punched in the dick dies

gets punched in the dick dies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells her friends you can't find consistent work in the film business doesn't mention that you also just got into a top tier college with a scholarship

tells her friends you can't find consistent work in the film business doesn't mention that you also just got into a top tier college with a scholarship   Sheltering Suburban Mom

have to change my kids dirty diaper. guess ill do it at the registers at old navy.

have to change my kids dirty diaper. guess ill do it at the registers at old navy.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Looks down on retail Manager with degree never went to college and hasnt worked in 15 years

Looks down on retail Manager with degree never went to college and hasnt worked in 15 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Did you do it yet Why haven't you broken up with her yet

Did you do it yet Why haven't you broken up with her yet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"school is much easier for you then it was for me" 2.0 in high school

"I'm not going to make you go to church anymore But, if you don't, you're going to hell"

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