Sheltering Suburban Mom

discourages imaginary friends forces you to go to church on sunday

discourages imaginary friends forces you to go to church on sunday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls Mexicans idiots But i'm not mexican!

Calls Mexicans idiots But i'm not mexican!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

in this house we believe in God young lady. hasn't been to church in 15 years

in this house we believe in God young lady. hasn't been to church in 15 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Learns about memes for the first time first post makes it to the front page

Learns about memes for the first time first post makes it to the front page  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Nags you for being "lazy" HOUSEWIFE

Nags you for being

Buys you alcohol because she "trusts" you goes narc when she realizes your little sister has sketchy friends

Buys you alcohol because she

Tells kids to get out more won't let them leave the patio

Tells kids to get out more won't let them leave the patio  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to turn the lights off every time you leave a room falls asleep with the TV on

Tells you to turn the lights off every time you leave a room falls asleep with the TV on  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has concerned phonecall about a friends child while her Son Kayden is leashed to her starbucks table

Has concerned phonecall about a friends child while her Son Kayden is leashed to her starbucks table  Sheltering Suburban Mom

blames me for getting a virus on the computer "i just won $10000. all i have to do is click here"

blames me for getting a virus on the computer
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