Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says we can't afford Skyrim Buys herself 500 dollar sound bar

Says we can't afford Skyrim Buys herself 500 dollar sound bar  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches about not having time to clean house Doesn't work anymore

Bitches about not having time to clean  house  Doesn't work anymore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Obesity in smerica is an epidemic pizza for dinner all week!!!

Obesity in smerica is an epidemic pizza for dinner all week!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't play video games because they're pointless and i can't argue with you about it because I'm busy teaching your sister knitting

you can't play video games because they're pointless and i can't argue with you about it because I'm busy teaching your sister knitting  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says marriage is exclusively for procreation Can't have kids

Says marriage is exclusively for procreation Can't have kids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to stop shouting by shouting at you

Tells you to stop shouting by shouting at you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to get a job is unemployed herself

Tells you to get a job is unemployed herself   Sheltering Suburban Mom

admires some guy's wheels " nice rim job..."

admires some guy's wheels

Gets mad when dog uses bathroom in the house Also gets mad when they are "always" wanting to go outside

Gets mad when dog uses bathroom in the house Also gets mad when they are

says she didn't raise you that way when you throw a banana peel out the window 2 minutes later- here throw this pop can out.someone will pick it up.

says she didn't raise you that way when you throw a banana peel out the window 2 minutes later- here throw this pop can out.someone will pick it up.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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