Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks all cartoons are "dumb television" watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians all day

Thinks all cartoons are

"The Bible" on History is fascinating. I didn't realize Samson was black.

The fertilizer plant explosion must have been a terrorist attack It happened the same week as the Boston bombing

The fertilizer plant explosion must have been a terrorist attack  It happened the same week as the Boston bombing  Sheltering Suburban Mom

We'll soon be working over xmas and Thanksgiving. Because that's how the nonbelievers want it.

We'll  soon be working over xmas and Thanksgiving. Because that's how the nonbelievers want it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

see neighbor buying frozen pizza speed-dial child services

see neighbor buying frozen pizza speed-dial child services  Sheltering Suburban Mom

can totally see herself being on "the real housewives of..."

can totally see herself being on

Lectures you on the damaging effects of Redbull Runs on adderall

Lectures you on the damaging effects of Redbull Runs on adderall  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you see super mom. In truth, I am psycho bitch.

you see super mom.  In truth, I am psycho bitch.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

no prom date

no prom date  Sheltering Suburban Mom

encourages her kids to be individuals dfxv Caption 3 goes here

encourages her kids to be individuals dfxv Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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