Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls all your female friends whores Sleeps with everybody

Calls all your female friends whores Sleeps with everybody  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lives in a frat house expects silence at 11pm

lives in a frat house expects silence at 11pm  Sheltering Suburban Mom

unnnnnhhh... furrrrrrrrt!

unnnnnhhh... furrrrrrrrt!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't watch Harry Potter, it worships the devil Lets you watch Saw

you can't watch Harry Potter, it worships the devil Lets you watch Saw  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You should be yourself" Dosen't go outside without 2cm thick of makeup and yoga pants

"Young lady, you need to remain pure until marriage" College nickname: BJ Betty

Publicly states atheism is stupid gets offended when someone syays christianity is stupid

Publicly states atheism is stupid gets offended when someone syays christianity is stupid  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let you go outside because it's dangerous Yells at you for being on the computer all day

Doesn't let you go outside because it's dangerous Yells at you for being on the computer all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asked her why Romanians hate Hungarians? Because they're Gypsies!

Asked her why Romanians hate Hungarians? Because they're Gypsies!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I want you to be more involved in groups at school As long as they are christian groups

I want you to be more involved in groups at school As long as they are christian groups  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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