Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has one kid. Drives minivan.

Has one kid. Drives minivan.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I just farted Mmmm

I just farted Mmmm  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"moms have the hardest jobs on earth" Starts drinking at breakfast and watches oprah all day

Buys all natural dog food Feeds it pizza under the table

Buys all natural dog food Feeds it pizza under the table  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"god loves all his people" racist homophobe

Pretend Person

Pretend Person  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates the idea of violence in the media. Bought her kids God of War 3 to shut them up.

Hates the idea of violence in the media. Bought her kids God of War 3 to shut them up.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

hates that you smoke trees gives you amphetamines

hates that you smoke trees gives you amphetamines  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Decries buying oil from 'terrorists' Drives Hummer

Decries buying oil from 'terrorists' Drives Hummer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Texts you Types "-Mom" at the end of the message

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